What Man Flavor Are You?


Variety is the spice of life, and when it comes to women, do you like to mix things up, or play it safe from recipes for disaster? Take our quiz to find out if your romantic personality is Spicy, Sweet, or Bland.



You are truly Mui Caliente... hot and passionate with a kick. Hoo boy! Though a little spice is nice, not a lot of people can take suicide hot sauce for a reason, it’s…intense. It's fine to let loose sometimes, but go easy on your girl here and there, or you might be getting a referral to a therapist. Be yourself, but try to keep the fire to a manageable burn.



You are romantic and genuine and a bit of a rush to be around for women. You make them feel like princesses, floating on cotton-candy clouds... Since guys like you may seem as mythological as unicorns or sugar-free food that tastes good, some happy girls are going to be you-a-holics. Be your sweet self, but be careful to not be too saccharine. She may love you now, but it could be only a matter of time before you rot her teeth.



You need to kick it up a notch and have some sizzle. Listen, some people have a salt tooth, others have a sweet tooth, but no one has a bland tooth. Right now, you can't even get a rise out of yourself. Let your natural flavor come out. What tastes good to you? Be genuine. No one's going to pour any sugar on you, unless you stop being so forgettable.