What kind of sex toy are you?

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When left to their own devices, some women can while away a whole afternoon. Take our quiz to find out what kind of fun you’d be.

type_a: 

YOU'RE A DILDO

You get the job done. But... you're kind of a tool. And... well, generally you end up tossed aside or gathering dust in the back of a drawer. You're a one-note wonder and you don’t even vibrate, it’s just all thrust. You have two choices: embrace your Dildohood and accept your relative mediocrity, or see what you can do about evolving into someone a bit more sexually challenging.

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YOU'RE NIPPLE CLAMPS

There's a time and place for you. But why do you have to be so weird? It's possible that your constant moves to differentiate yourself from the pack work for you, but your deliberate making ‘strange’ is probably keeping you out of play. Relax. Take a deep breath and remember ‘everything in moderation’.

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YOU'RE A COCK RING

To those who have never used a cock ring, you might seem mundane… boring even. But the fact is that you serve a very practical and sexy purpose: you make sure that everybody gets off, and has a lot of fun. (Safety tip: 25 mins or less.) You are the sex toy of mutual benefit, of generous togetherness and of hot, hot action. Stay hard, brother.

Rogers