SEX SLANG – Test Your Knowledge

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Are you down with the terms your buddies are throwing around, or are you secretly looking up stuff in the Urban Dictionary? Take this quiz and see if you smiled and nodded when you shouldn’t have.

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Cave Dweller

The main thing that your lack of knowledge reveals is that you just aren’t getting enough quality time with the boys. Whether you are a well-travelled bachelor, an introverted virgin or an average guy in a long-term relationship, you need to climb out of your man cave and grab a beer and some buddies. Thanks to the interweb there is a whole galaxy of off-colour terminology for the things girls won’t let us do to them. Who knows – you might even come out of it with a few good ideas.

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Off-Colour Coach

Your flair for language suggests that you are well travelled – either in bed or on the internet. We sincerely hope you know these terms because you have actually employed a few. With lluck you may someday find yourself rewarded with an honourary degree in Scatolinguistics.

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Cave Dweller

The main thing that your lack of knowledge reveals is that you just aren’t getting enough quality time with the boys. Whether you are a well-travelled bachelor, an introverted virgin or an average guy in a long-term relationship, you need to climb out of your man cave and grab a beer and some buddies. Thanks to the interweb there is a whole galaxy of off-colour terminology for the things girls won’t let us do to them. Who knows – you might even come out of it with a few good ideas.

Rogers