Angry Boyfriends – Part Three

January 16, 2012 by

 Angry Boyfriends – Part Three I will write out the conversation because it was a long one, and I don’t want to leave anything out.

*Boyfriend calls me*

Boyfriend: “Hey, listen up. Do you know who this is? It’s -------- boyfriend, and I’m telling you to stop calling my girlfriend, or else.”

Me: “HAHAHA! Who are you? Yo, I don’t even know who you are.”

I know who it is, but I just wanted to mess with him.

Boyfriend: “It’s -----. And I’m telling you to stop calling this number.”

Me: “Your number? Bro, I’ve never called you before. I don’t even know who you are or what you’re talking about.”

Boyfriend: “Shut the f--- up. Stop playing stupid, you ignorant kid.”

Me: “Yo, what did you say? Yo, who the f--- are you? Yo, you don’t even know who the f--- I am. I’m the guy that will smash your head in at the club and have my boys come in and give you a good beating.”

Boyfriend: “Ah, so I know what type of guy you are. You’re one of those losers that do nothing with your life and just go to the clubs. You’re a f---ing loser, kid. I bet you didn’t even finish school and you’re doing nothing with your life.”

Me: “HAHAHAHAH! You’re a f---ing nobody! You’re some lame photographer that can’t even afford a car, bro. You’re a nobody!”

I’ll admit he was better at trash talking because I was on the phone while driving. And when I get upset, I’m just yelling my lungs out and barely making any sense. LOL. Anyways, there’s a lot of repetition in the conversation so I will skip that.

Boyfriend: “You think you’re a tough kid, eh? You’re all talk, kid.”

Me: “Shut the f--- up, you stupid ass mother----ing bitch. Yo, give me your f---ing address! You don’t know what I’m gonnna f---ing do to you, bitch.”

When push comes to shove, none of these boyfriends step up to the plate. They all know I’m serious business.

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